request to people of the world

tell me an animal and something unique to that animal and i will make an evil plan using it… either that or tell you to ‘nick off you jack off’

evil elephant plan

elephants are the only mamals other than humans that can stand on there head. so i get a bunch of elephants, spend years traning them to stand on there heads and break dance, then open a circus. ’see the amasing elephants that can stand on there heads and break dance, come see the elerfunks.’ then when the circus is sold out ill drop elephants on everyone, from my private blimp. ‘its rain elerphants.’ ‘no. its raining elerfunks.’ then everyone breaks into random dancing untill they all get crushed.

evil plan involvin termites do not read if you arnt me

termites eat wood twice as fast if they are listining to heavy metal, so if i breed them with moles, who move the ground, i will have an army of miny moles who can move and eat the ground. then i will make tiny-tiny head phones and ipods and blast them unicorns (yes I decided to call to hybreed unicorns) with heavy metal music. then when im in a wicked ninja battle and am loseing (I know it is unlikley but it may happen) so when they go to take a step there will be no support on the ground below them, they will fall and then… they will fall.  Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. (stops for breath) Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

crikey

Why is it that most kids these days aren’t interested in reading or anything reading based?  And why will most kids go to any length to ignore a book? Are they just ignorant or is there something more? A quotation from “Angela Meyer” the creator of the blog “Literary Minded” seems to ask that very same question:

“I attended the Summer Read Awards at the State Library yesterday afternoon (winner I am Melba, Ann Blainey), and was still surprised (but shouldn’t be) to hear that most of the voters were of the silver set – and voted by snail mail *gasp*. Seriously – how come book-related things still aren’t getting to so many youngsters? I know a great part of my audience here on the blog are young (going by Facebook fan page, Twitter, emails etc.) Are we generally just too busy to send in voting forms? That may be all it is. Retired folks have more time to read, participate in public book discussion, and attend writers’ festivals.”

But is it really just a matter of time? Or is there a legitimate reason for why the young avoid ink and paper? They will read anything on a computer, which screws up your eyes, so why not books, which do nothing?

Well if there is no real reason, and the people who do take part in reading and reading activity are of an advanced age, does that mean that because kids and teenagers today aren’t interested in reading there will be a lessening of well aged readers, until reading itself becomes obsolete?

In the previous generations they had no internet, no T.V, no video games and basically nothing to do except read. But, with all these modern distractions, will we lose the past? And when reading was introduced, was it just a distraction from some ancient form of entertainment now lost to mankind?

TREE

tree-tree-tree-tree-tree, bannaner-wana, tree-tree-tree-tree, treee, treeeeeeeeee!

my oppionion of blogging (more work)

Meh i don’t mind blogging  i don’t normally bother, i mean it is work, but i don’t mind telling randoms how strange i am.I don’t blog to make enemies but knowing me I probably will, that’sjust how i am, I’m naturally talented at it. I’m not good at the art of bullshitting, unlike some Bryce and Stuart, so most my works are kindof short.

blogging bout a blog (work, not as fun as some of my others)

the blog “the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead” is a satirical blog, that uses jokes to comunicate (and sometimes underly) magor ideas and problems.

this blog normally focuses of stuff that affects teens like the school and thoes e-mail scam artists, almost as if a teen ager wrote it woooo (if he is a teen its a “duh” wooo, if he is old its a creepy wooo if he is a she, I dont have a wooo for that.)

enjoy this blog because it makes me laugh and also informes you in an intresting and entertaining way.

PENGUINS!!

my zebra dream

ok well i was over at eastlands and there were giant zebra running around.

their back legs rolled up like those things you get at parties and they rolled up then you blew in them and they straighten out.

so they were running on their front legs then their tounges came out the same way and they grabbed people with their tounges and ate them and it was all like:

Noo, Pleases spare me, arrrrr

it was weird

penguin rant

ostrages have biggter eyes than brains, oh weight is that emus.

haha they cant fly their the laughting stock of the bird world, second only to penguins.

PENGUINS! in there lil suits like snobs, strutting around with their lil top-hat and lil cain trying to be pimps.

make up your mind what are you pimps or snobs.

weird birds.

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